Is America being punked?

Does anyone remember when Jay Leno WAS funny? No. I always believed Bill Hicks’ prediction that Leno would have a sudden realization that his life was a joke in the middle of a show one night, while interviewing either Joey Lawrence, or Patrick Duffy. He’d just start shaking his head, then put a 9mm in his mouth, and blow his worthless brains out all over the fake backdrop.

Kimmel, who also writes a lot of his own material, does a great job here, as always.

Incidentally, assuming what I’ve read is correct, and assuming I’ve interpreted it correctly, Conan stands to make $20M from his contract no matter when or where his show is aired. If he moves to Fox, and they pay him $10M, NBC will STILL have to pay him $10M to fulfill their end of the contract.

And since when is Leno funnier than Conan?