This is awesome. You’re welcome. For everyone who retweets/reposts, there’ll be two lines: girls on my left for make-outs, dudes on my right for high-fives.

Regardless of who you like, what party you affiliate with, or to whom your prostrate yourselves, David Letterman is a smart guy. He’s like the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of late night television: you can’t win. He will get you. David Foster Wallace was right, and there’s no denying it.

The clip below is Bill O’Reilly on Letterman’s show. They’re talking about Rush Limbaugh, whether or not he’s the right voice to represent conservative thought, until about 3:27, and then BAM!

Letterman burns him. BUUUUURN!!!1!