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		<title>An afternoon with Tommy</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2011/05/an-afternoon-with-tommy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 00:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Among the things I do with my dog besides taking him to the beach, loving on him and irritating him in equal amounts, and posing him for a picture with a knife in his mouth, is recording his barking and howling. So. I downloaded a program called PaulStretch that can take audio and stretch or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Island of the Dolls. Not awesome.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some nightmare fuel. Someone. Took my idea. For the creepiest tourist attraction ever. I knew I should’ve mailed that shit to myself. It’s in Mexico. The genius of that is Americans picture beaches, tequila shots and Sammy Hagar. So when you tell them there’s an “Island of the Dolls” they totally have to see. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Two-Legged Pig and the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/10/the-two-legged-pig-and-the-six-degrees-of-kevin-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 15:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pork is really every carnivore&#8217;s favorite food lately. There&#8217;s bacon in/on everything, and it quite consistently makes everything more delicious. But what can you use it for outside of food? Think outside the skillet. Now, everybody&#8217;s seen the dog with two legs who was on Oprah and wears a backpack. Yawn. And it&#8217;s name is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hottest Curry Ever, Apparently</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/09/hottest-curry-ever-apparently/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Brick Lane Curry House in New York City claims to have the hottest curry on the planet, and they dare people to eat it. The puns have already started to wear thin, and none of them has been written yet. They call it, the Phaal Curry Challenge. The chef, wearing a gas mask for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Millennium Falcon Guitar Rocks Your Space Off</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/07/millennium-falcon-guitar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[actual gadget]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Artist Builds Working Millennium Falcon Electric Guitar from Vintage Star Wars Toy The Millennium Falcon guitar. It was inevitable. I mean, look at the size of that vintage toy. Who got that for Christmas? Maybe Donald Trump&#8217;s kids get GIGANTIC models of movie toys for special occasions. Maybe Ted Turner&#8217;s kids. But seriously. I mean, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In honor of the World Cup</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/07/in-honor-of-the-world-cup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinese Woman Trains Chickens to Play Soccer If you&#8217;re like me, the first thing you thought of when you read the headline was, &#8220;Bullshit.&#8221; And if you&#8217;re even more like me than you realized, the second thing you thought was, &#8220;Why do the Chinese always do the weirdest shit?&#8221; Both of those points are valid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch live hummingbirds drink from your face</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/watch-live-hummingbirds-drink-from-your-face/</link>
		<comments>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/watch-live-hummingbirds-drink-from-your-face/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 18:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[actual gadget]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep. It&#8217;s real. The inventor is a man from California&#8217;s Humboldt County. You sit outside with this on your head, and hummingbirds drink from the tube coming out from between your eyes. It costs $80 and you can get it from heatstick.com, the most professionally designed website ever. Here&#8217;re some tips on how to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I ❤ Asian Television</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/i-heart-asian-television/</link>
		<comments>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/i-heart-asian-television/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[kids today]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Thailand]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you wait until this kid gets to the singing part, around 1:00, and stick with him until he really gets into it, 2:00, you&#8217;ll feel just like you were back in the 9th grade making out with Bethany Wilson in the dark at Judy Haynes&#8217; birthday party. I wish there was some sort of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Six Seasons and they&#8217;re all still LOST?</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/six-seasons-and-theyre-all-still-lost/</link>
		<comments>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/six-seasons-and-theyre-all-still-lost/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll eventually hear about what happened at the end of LOST, since LOST fans NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT LOST. But come on: sometimes the show is funny. And you know it. This is a Sawyer &#8220;Son of a bitch&#8221; montage. I don&#8217;t know if these clips are in chronological order, but I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shutting down the shut down</title>
		<link>http://circawhenever.com/bloggersize/2010/04/shutting-down-the-shut-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rando calrissian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Windows 7 Shut Down program failing to shut down is like the Asmovian robot who refuses to take himself apart lest he violate two of the three rules of robotics. Asimov? Anyone? Read a book. And don&#8217;t buy Windows anymore.]]></description>
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