Tag: humiliation

I’m glad I found this.  I feel like it’s good to warn people about the coming end. This is the beginning of the end. I guess one could argue it may have started with Li’l Bow Wow (who recently decided he’s too “mature” for the Li’l, though not quite too mature yet to be bothered by the fact he’s still named after the sound a doggy makes).

I digress.

If someone who speaks better Spanish than me would enlighten as to what he’s saying exactly, but I swear he says something about burritos at the beginning. I also love his back-up prosti-tot dancers. Classic.

Don’t hate. Not everyone can look like the baby from the show Dinosaurs.

I don’t get it, but I guess that’s the point. Check out their awesome site.

Only posted this because I think it’s funny. Namata is the self-proclaimed king of R&B in Norway.  But, if you watch the video, there’s a few things you should note: 1)He sorta looks like Flava Flav in that they both have that struck match quality to their skin tone, 2)He sorta dances like Heidi Montag in her self-produced video, and finally 3)I love how his lady-friend is passed out on the bar at 1:01. It’s like she couldn’t deal with it either.

Think about moving to Norway where you can self-apply any title you want.  Also considering wearing a giant clock.

Now the prom can be more of a let-down than anyone ever thought possible.

Apparently, Duck brand duct tape has been hosting their Stuck at Prom contest for several years now giving away scholarship money to the couple with the most creative prom outfit made only from their tape.

The winners get between $500 and $3,000 in scholarship money for ‘best’ costume made entirely out of duct tape.

At my prom, no matter what you were wearing, you won a nights worth of awkward hand-holding, disapproval from authority figures, and several days worth of disappointment.  And that was just for showing up.

Do yourselves a favor. Don’t go to prom. Make a suit from tape if you want and enjoy spending that $500 on half of one semester’s worth of books, but save yourself the humiliation and therapy by staying at home.

See more pictures here.