Tag: music

Another sign of the Apocalypse

by James on Jan.22, 2010, under actual celebrity, kids today

I’m glad I found this.  I feel like it’s good to warn people about the coming end. This is the beginning of the end. I guess one could argue it may have started with Li’l Bow Wow (who recently decided he’s too “mature” for the Li’l, though not quite too mature yet to be bothered by the fact he’s still named after the sound a doggy makes).

I digress.

If someone who speaks better Spanish than me would enlighten as to what he’s saying exactly, but I swear he says something about burritos at the beginning. I also love his back-up prosti-tot dancers. Classic.

mini daddy

Don’t hate. Not everyone can look like the baby from the show Dinosaurs.

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5-year-old Jonah rocks TOXICITY

by James on Jan.19, 2010, under kids today

jonahrocks.com

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This kid is badass. He’s got his own website here so check it out.

I love how well-funded this kid is. When I wanted to play the guitar, my parents bought the cheapest acoustic guitar they could find. In their defense, they had already learned the hard way with the violin. But this guy has brand-name gear: Zildjian and Vic Firth? Come on. He’s five.

But.

He’s obviously got mad skillz. Even if you don’t like System of a Down, you’ll enjoy watching this guy tear it up. Wait for the bridge (around 2:45); I got chills.

Also, I’m glad he’s wearing ear protection. You can tell how loud it is by how staticky the audio gets on his cymbal crash.

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I love Everything is Terrible

by James on Jan.14, 2010, under actual celebrity, you can't turn away


I don’t get it, but I guess that’s the point. Check out their awesome site.

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